Posted 3 days ago

Reblog if today is not your birthday.

themockingjayd12:

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Merry Unbirthday, to you all!

Happy Unbirthday dear Tumblr nation

Posted 3 days ago

enemaroberts:

when you go in for a cat scan and your doctor hot af

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Posted 3 days ago
  1. 16 year old child: mom, dad: I'm gay/lesbian/bi/pan
  2. Straight parents: you're too young to know what your sexuality is! It's just a phase.
  3. Baby boy: *stares at a baby girl for no reason other than the fact that babies stare at everything*
  4. Straight parents: oooh! Ladies man! We're gonna have to keep the girls offa you!
Posted 3 days ago

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theirregularofbakerstreet:

OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.

You win the Internet.

(Source: pause-cows)

Posted 3 days ago

gap-var-ginnunga:

yknow what

it’s time to bring this back

Posted 3 days ago

neutral-megido:

yakfrost:

IT IS OFFICIALLY  OCTOBER. BRIN G ON THE HALLOWEENIES

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They are on their way.

(Source: yakolantern)

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earthdad:

seeing guys be really rude to girls and telling them to go back to the kitchen

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Posted 3 days ago
thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

(Source: memewhore)

Posted 3 days ago

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep