Posted 1 hour ago

imoverthinkingitagain:

taelus:

the last two frames of this kill me

I will reblog this forever.

(Source: annakie)

Posted 1 hour ago

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

Posted 1 hour ago
lester-lover:

PETITION FOR DAN TO WEAR BEANIES MORE OFTEN

lester-lover:

PETITION FOR DAN TO WEAR BEANIES MORE OFTEN

Posted 1 hour ago

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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Posted 1 hour ago
corabael:

madlori:

ingonyama70:

crotchkat-vantass:

alextsundere:

MINDBLOWN

That
Right there
Is every single book you’ve ever read 



That’s it.  This is my next tattoo.

I was thinking “cool” right up until “that right there is every single book you’ve ever read” because wow.

corabael:

madlori:

ingonyama70:

crotchkat-vantass:

alextsundere:

MINDBLOWN

That

Right there

Is every single book you’ve ever read

That’s it.  This is my next tattoo.

I was thinking “cool” right up until “that right there is every single book you’ve ever read” because wow.

Posted 1 hour ago

spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

image

Posted 1 hour ago

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

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Posted 1 hour ago

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me